讽刺人的英语句子

1、Got into the gene pool while lifeguard wasn't watching.
　　他肯定是趁着救生员不备，跳进基因池。
　　
　　2、A room temperature IQ.
　　IQ和室温一样高。
　　
　　3、During evolution, his ancestors were in the control group.
　　进化时，他的祖先肯定是当权者。（意思是要不是走后门，他怎么有机会进化成人）
　　
　　4、He has two brains; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.
　　他有两个大脑，一个丢了，另一个去找了。
　　
　　5、If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
　　如果他再笨点，就要一周给他浇两次水了（把他当作植物看待）
　　
　　6、Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; but he just gargled.
　　别人畅饮智慧之泉，他只是拿来漱口。
　　
　　7、It takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.
　　他要花一个半小时来观察一小时。
　　
　　8、He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achievethem.
　　他给自己设定的标准很低，但每次还是达不到。
　　
　　9、If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.
　　如果你用一分钱买他的想法，你还能拿到找零的。（change在这里是零钱的意思）